You’re Welcome – FiveMinuteFilk

#FiveMinuteFilk – driving along and I was inspired…

Okay, okay, I see what’s happening here

You’re face-to-face with peerage and it’s strange
You don’t even know how you feel, it’s adorable
Well, it’s nice to see that peasants never change
Open your eyes, let’s begin
Yes, it’s really me, it’s Duke-y, breathe it in
I know it’s a lot: the hair, the bod
When you’re staring at a demigod
What can I say except “you’re welcome”?
For the Laurels, Pelicans, and Chivilr-eye
Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay, you’re welcome
I’m just an ordinary Duke-y-guy!
[Verse 2]
Hey, what has two thumbs and holds up the line
When you were waddling yay high? This guy
Who evens the sides when the odd are too low?
You’re looking at him, yo!
Oh, I alone held the wall, you’re welcome
So you can chill and not fight at all
Also, I made the archers freeze, you’re welcome
So they wont shoot, and take out your knees
So, what can I say except “you’re welcome”?
For the squires I pulled from noth-ing
Heralds cry “Oyez!”, it’s okay, you’re welcome
I guess it’s just my way of being me
You’re welcome, you’re welcome
[Verse 3]
Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly, I can go on and on
I can explain every battle phenomenon
My awards, largess, vict’ries abound?
Oh, that was Duke-y just messing around
I took out an Earl, I kicked his butt
He left the field now theres one less to fight
What’s the lesson? What is the takeaway?
Duke-y calls ‘light!’ unless they break their sword on me
And the bruises here on my skin
Who are we kidding, I always win
Look where I’ve been, I make everything happen
Look at my squire mini Duke-ies tippity tapping
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey
Well anyway, let me say “you’re welcome”
For the wonderful King-dom that you know
Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay, you’re welcome
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go
Hey, it’s your day to say “you’re welcome”
‘Cause I’m gonna take that field
I’m winning all day, all day, you’re welcome
‘Cause Duke-y can do anything but yield
You’re welcome, you’re welcome
And thank you!

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Cameron de Grey

Archery, Combat Archery, Leatherworking, Blacksmithing, Near Eastern Music, Bardics